Anecdotes

Do you ever wear your hair in a plait?



I asked the longhaired Latino if he ever happened to do his hair in a plait and he asked why.  'Well' I said '...in reality my interest lies beyond your morning hair styling routine.  I’m hoping that my question will lead to several minutes of talk about you and your mane, therefore focusing on some sensual part of you that will furthermore take two steps toward a suggestive conversation and a step away from the original question I had posed, thus, posing other such questions about me as a sensual partner.  These panging internal questions will lead you to seek external answers and you’ll find yourself physically drawn to me as the conversation progresses.  Keeping in tune with the original question, combination touching and stroking your mane will commence on both our parts as well as other such philandering behaviour, scurrying further and further from the original question'.  Of course, the real and socially acceptable response, that avoided any asymmetrical eyebrow movement was, to explain my interest in how he practically handles such long and thick hair.